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• 01:00 I thought all three Clintons were graceful and magnificent. Sign me up to work on Chelsea's campaign #
• 01:07 @adarshp yeah saw blue whale mail. rip off artists, clearly #
• 01:23 did beau biden make anybody else tear up tonight? #
• 15:26 damn it feels good to be a banker - bit.ly/24t75A - courtesy of @adarshp #

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• 00:43 @salaamgarage i loved the passion and the fact that you were a fresh face for most of us. it was esp poignant with your great pictures/vids #
• 13:37 listening to have you see her by mc hammer. havent heard this one in, um, forever #
• 13:42 i need a co-manager for my fantasy league. wont have time to manage on my own. anyone interested? $100 each entry fee for the league #
• 13:51 @sondrasondra i used to subcribe to his blog and it turns out that hammer is just boring compared to the old mc #
• 16:44 @ronga dude how's texas. i really want to see tropic thunder as well. let me know how it is #
• 17:01 #fft feeble minds also think alike #
• 17:45 @missrogue i own that one! nikita (wife) is vegetarian, so it's especially apt #
• 18:34 opened my office window. smells like bacon. mmm....bacon #

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• 00:45 @salaamgarage i LOVED your presentation at gnomedex. sorry we didnt connect there (you were quite popular) but i hope to soon #
• 01:07 @stewtopia nice pics. didnt even realize you took that one of me. might be my new avatar. thanks! #
• 01:14 Retweet @andrewhyde: @geekgiant where is 'save the fail whale' !?!??! - i second that! #
• 01:48 @stewtopia thanks - cropped to 100x100 it's now my new twittertar. see you at the next boondoggle? #
• 17:35 thinking about hitting up the barney's basement sale #

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• 05:14 i'm suffering from a serious case of gnomelag. went to bed at midnight, up at 4am. @gnomedex #
• 22:20 Praying mantis on the streets of NYC!?! - photo at twitxr.com/rgujral/updates/92056 #
• 22:40 Praying mantis on the streets of NYC!?! - photo at twitxr.com/rgujral/updates/92059 #

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• 01:19 damn you delta, I used to like you. Last row, half recline, as close to the inside of the toilet as possible. And it smells like it #

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• 03:57 @sondrasondra did you leave already? Great meeting you tonight. See you in the am #
• 05:32 Joe Biden in the house. Obama-Obeiden 2008 #
• 05:33 @svmom i didnt get a text message either! i had to hear it on twitter #
• 18:50 @marsroverdriver - you ROCK! holy crap, you drive the mars rover and just showed us the first picture of earth ever from another planet. #
• 22:19 vote for my entry: bit.ly/4ipjJl - go here and scroll down to the Beijing Municipal Bus Service's Website (Serious) entry #

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• 01:19 You can't make beautiful things unless you irritate the hell out of the oyster #
• 04:45 I do not need to be eating right now at all. Not even hungry but food is so delicious #
• 06:13 Setting the alarm for 4 hours from now. Why do I do this to myself? #
• 13:06 at #gnomedex. freaking exhausted. and it's day 1. too old for this #
• 13:12 @geekgiant i'm confused as well. i think they're getting to the big aha moment #
• 13:14 am i the only one that's always really uncomfortable in aeron chairs? #
• 13:51 @missrogue OS ma.gnolia. awesome. we're DEF looking forward to introducing it to our dev team. already have some projects in mind #
• 14:10 i'm pumped about my new icanhascheezburger.com button #
• 18:15 via @kanter we're sending a young cambodian woman to colidge - wish i went bit.ly/4AetzS #
• 18:26 waiting for obama's phone call. like meredith grey said: pick me, choose me, love me #
• 19:23 @briansolis why you skipping class, dude? #
• 21:55 Having #gnomesex at edgewater. #

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• 06:03 @kingsley2 i hear you, bro. i'm pretty sure i'm jetlagged. #
• 15:37 @gregarious I couldn't get a cab so I'm on a mid-day bus going anywheeeere. I think I'm going to be one of the ones who loses #
• 16:52 @SavvyAuntie want to talk to you about your experience with the affiliate stuff. dont have enough real experience with it #

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• 01:15 The front porch at the moana surfrider hotel. Hanging out for a few minutes before heading to the airport. - photo at twitxr.com #
• 10:19 just got to seattle. hanging out at nasha's place. lots to do and lots of people to see. and then of course there's #gnomedex #

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• 03:05 chillin in the narita nwa lounge. bout to start watching either atonement or semi-pro #
• 05:43 i am the only one in the entire lounge right now. it really feels like i missed my flight, but i didnt #
• 19:51 View from my afternoon work station. - photo at twitxr.com/rgujral/updates/89777 #

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• 05:38 working out of tiger global's beijing office with feroz. nice digs #
• 11:05 Diego maradona (blue shirt) at argentina-russia bball game. Entire stadium is only watching him - photo at twitxr.com/rgujral/upd ... #
• 18:12 Leaving the grand hyatt beijing and no one outside understood airport. Had to pretend I was a plane and fly around-really hope driver got it #

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• 05:00 3 Russian medalists in women's singles tennis - photo at twitxr.com/rgujral/updates/88849 #
• 06:09 watching nadal vs. gonzalez gold medal match #
• 22:49 the olympics are exhausting. the athletes wouldn't understand. they have it so much easier #

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• 03:47 walking nose deep in my blackberry and literally 15 inches from getting run over by marching chinese army soldiers #
• 08:10 the 100m sprinters run astonishingly fast in person. jaw dropping #
• 10:39 men's 100m final. WOOOOOOOOW! #
• 21:18 Dara torres stretching/prepping for 50 free final - photo at twitxr.com/rgujral/updates/88716 #
• 23:57 Just saw phelps win his 8th gold. He led the comeback on his leg. What a historical moment. - photo at twitxr.com/rgujral/updates ... #

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• 08:26 just stood over dara torres for 20 mins in the hallway as she was getting her post swim massage #
• 08:32 just handed tayshaun prince some i heart detroit stickers #
• 22:18 just saw phelps win 100m fly (#7) by 1/100th of a second. wow #
• 22:24 Michael Phelps' mom and sisters sitting 4 rows in front of us. - photo at twitxr.com/rgujral/updates/88330 #
• 22:46 Phelps 100m fly gold medal ceremony - photo at twitxr.com/rgujral/updates/88334 #

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• 04:29 at the worldclub lounge at narita (tokyo). almost to beijing...excited. also, nice lounge #
• 13:01 at the grand hyatt in beijing. beautiful hotel. going to be an early morning tomorrow to get to the pool early #

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• 12:35 what's the official start date for Cold War II? #

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• 13:30 At secretary of state registering to vote in the great state of michigan. California no longer needs me. #
• 23:16 there's an indian kid on the US men's gymnastics team. his name is raj. wow #

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• 18:03 Parked at the 18th green at the PGA. Good view of the hole, close tournament. Exciting. #

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• 01:04 interesting times with blue whale. some big, positive changes coming. stay tuned... #
• 12:43 pga championship this weekend, olympics next weekend. man, i'm jealous of myself #

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• 11:25 @SavvyAuntie i am always exhausted. i have a hard time going to sleep and a harder time waking up #

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• 19:59 The new passports are very cool. unfortunately in mine I forgot to shave and look like a terrorist. #

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• 16:58 back from camping, back in the d, back to work. time to start tackling the list. #
• 17:00 @arvind love the hottest places in hell quote. just came across it in vanity fair RFK article. #

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• 18:10 Tent is pitched, tarp is tied, campsite is ready. Now off to traverse city for some dinner and good times #